Facts of the Day: 1/24/18

1. Jabari Parker

 
      Despite continuous reports, Jabari Parker is NOT related to Childish Gambino

2. JaMarcus Russell

    From the gridiron to the corporate world, JaMarcus is happy to be employed again.

3. Yohan Flande

 

    Multiple studies confirm reports that Flande is actually blind... This turns his 5.15 career ERA from a mockery to an impressive feat.

4. Chris Paul

 

    The NBA would not allow the Chris Paul trade to go through to the Lakers because he would look TERRIBLE in the jersey. (see above)

5. Dirk Nowitzki

    Dirk Nowitzki hates Weinerschnitzel but the NBA makes him eat it to help build the German fan base.