10 Facts to Consider Before Placing Your Bet on Super Bowl 52

 

By Joe Kerpuckets

kerpucketsyolo420@imaginethatsports.com

1. Numbers Never Lie: In the 2015 season, Rex Burkhead and Andy Dalton combined for the 3rd lowest percentage of success picking up girls in the club by a QB-RB combo in NFL history. If they had played enough games this year to be eligible, Nick Foles and LeGarrette Blount would have had the 5th lowest efficiency in history.
   
   
2. When Malcolm Butler went undrafted in 2014, he was working as a pencil sharpener salesman before being signed by the Patriots.
   
   
3. Chris Hogan always plays with his headphones in. He only listens to animal noises and YoungBoy Never Broke Again.
   
   
4. James Harrison interned in the choreography department for his favorite movie Stomp The Yard
   
   
5. As has been tradition since his breakout 2014 season with the Colts, Ricky Jean-Francois starts every game with 22 hotdogs in his pockets, one for every player on the field. He was released by the Packers earlier this season because he refused to melt cheese on the hotdogs before the game.
   
   
6. Nick Foles only joined the football team in 4th grade because his mom said she wouldn’t pay for his tap dance lessons unless he joined football. 
   
   
7. Nigel Bradham purposely tries to look like a fuckboiii every game so people will make memes about him. He’s sad that nobody gives a fuck anyway.
   
   
8. Lawrence Guy legally changed his name from Guy Lawrence when he was 18 because he’s a troll. 
   
   
9. Albert Haynesworth will take on Vince Wilfork in a hot dog eating contest before the game live at Nathan’s. The event will not be televised, streamed or witnessed by any other human beings.  
   
   
10. Trae Waynes debut mixtape, “Waynes World,” will be released later this year. It includes features from Mackelmore, Insane Clown Posse, NSYNC, Ice JJ Fish, Zach Ertz and the ugly bald guy from The League.