The Ugliest Players in Super Bowl 52
1. Matt Patricia (Defensive Coordinator, NE)
Not a player, but he's very ugly... The defensive coordinator for the New England Patriots clearly doesn't care about his appearance. It looks like he smells and needs a shower!
2. Alan Branch (New England, DL)
In order to play on the defensive line you must have source of intimidation. Branch uses his sub par facial features to throw off opposing offensive lineman. Being ugly got em this far so he might as well embrace it.
3. Jordan Hicks (Philadelphia Eagles, MLB) *injured
Jordan might not be the ugliest on this list. He has the weirdest shaped head in NFL history, without question. Hicks is also in desperate need of an orthodontist (no explanation necessary).
4. Donnie Jones (Philadelphia Eagles, Punter)
It looks like we forgot to add Donnie to the "Who Needs Bosley More" segment, because he is in desperate need of a hair treatment.
5. Brandon Brooks (Philadelphia Eagles, OL)
Brandon Brooks doesn't need help with his hair, or beard. But its pretty clear that the clean lineup and goatee, cant hide the dreadful features of Cooks.
6. Vincent Valentine (New England, DT)
Our final player in the series is Vincent Valentine. He gets the award for ugliest player in super bowl 52. Congrats Mr. Valentine
DJ
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